The story - part 12 « --=Fictionz=--

Monday, May 05, 2008

The story - part 12

(Kame let out a scream that echoed through the house... and neighborhood)

*everyone goes up to see what happened*
Kame:"W-what was that?! W-why are you hands so cold?!"
Sae:"Oh.. I just took a bath... My hands are cold because of the cold water..*in a calm, gentle voice that seems to echo throught the blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah pits of the **"
Kame:"Oh..ok... But you robe looks like a kimono except that its not blood stained... Your robe really looks like a kimono.."
Sae:"Oh... That.. Well, this a towel around my waist and I just tied the strap of my robe."
Kame:"Oh, good. I thought my dream was coming true..."
Ri-chan:"Silly... Its not like you were in the Manor of Sleep or something.."
Yamapi:"I thought the 2 of you are asleep."
Tegoshi:"Tell me, how can I remain sleeping w/ that piercing scream.."
Yamapi:"Point.."
Kame:"Sorry..."
Jin:"What was your dream about anyway?"
Kame:"I was in an old Japanese style house. Sae was in the middle of this big room, laughing insanely and trying to get me. I used the Camera Obscura but nothing happened so I tried to escape but Ryoukan was behind me and he turned into -"
*Ryoukan suddenly appears*
Ryoukan:"Skull and bones in a white ceremonial robe and then when you fell I was holding your foot and you felt burning pain where I was holding you, right?"
Kame:"Right! Wait.. how'd you know that?"
Ryoukan:"What? Me? Just a rough guess...*grins*"
Jin:"SEE! I TOLD YOU HE'S GONNA LEAD US ALL TO OUR DOOM!"
*Sae walks dowstairs to prepare breakfast*
Ryoukan:"Come on. Its just a nightmare."
Kame:"Just a nightmare?!"
Sae:"Breakfast is ready! *in that same blah blah blah blah blah blah voice*"
*everyone goes down for breakfast and sits at the table*
Jin:"*whispers to Tegoshi* Are you sure Ryoukan and Ri-chan are related? They seem very different.."
Tegoshi:"I'm sure of it... They're just opposties.."
*Ryoukan can hear their conversation and is amused by it but decides not to react*
Jin:"Ok prove it."
Tegoshi:"Ok then.. If you say so.. This what you'll do.. Annoy Ri-chan as mush as humanly possible but in your case, idiotically possible."
Jin:"Ok. Done.*turns to Ri-chan*Ri-chan!"
Ri-chan:"Nande?"
Jin:"*throws a piece of wet tissue at her face* Ha ha!"
Ri-chan:"......"
Jin:"*proceeds hitting her w/ even more pieces of wet tissue* Hahahaha~!!!!"
Ri-chan:"That's it.... *wipes tissue off*"
Sae:"I'll go make something for us to drink..*goes into kitchen*"
Ryoukan:"Ri. Do you want to make him suffer? At what level would like me to do it? *evil grin*"
Ri-chan:"No thanks. I'll do it on my own. NewS, Kame, Tat-chan, I suggest you already prepare yourselves.. *the ones mentioned followed her orders*"
*Ri-chan emits that very scary, heavy aura that says 'You-are-so-doomed-Bakanishi.-So-doomed-that-your-stupidity-will-increase-by-a-mere-1000%' The atmosphere surrounding her and the target was so heavy it could break a butter knife.*
Jin:"*gasps for air* Can't breathe..."
Ri-chan:"What? Can't you take it anymore? *evil grin*"
Jin:"*shakes head*"
Ri-chan:"*stops emitting such a scary aura. But of course it had no effect on Ryoukan and Sae* Now you know the mild consiquences for what you just did. Do something worse and you're really gonna be doomed!"
Jin:"*breathes* O-ok.."
Tegoshi:"Now you know.."
Jin:"You're right.. They really are related.. Is everyone in this family like this?"
Tegoshi:"Not much w/ her parents.. Her aunt, uncle and cousins aren't but I dunno about the rest of the family. I really haven't met their grandparents yet.."
Jin:"I think I'm afraid to know where they learned all of this.."
*Sae returns w/ drinks that are of the color of blood*
Sae:"Drink up."
*everyone takes a glass. Ryoukan and Ri-chan both drink it normally*
Jin:"W-what is this?"
Ryoukan:"Try it. It's really good. *grins*"
*everyone drinks*
Jin:"It tastes...good.. What is it?"
Sae:"My special drink. Don't worry. Its safe."
Jin:"I don't trust that voice.."
Ryoukan:"Why not? It really is safe."
Jin:"How do you always manage to read my mind?"
Ryoukan:"Just a guess.."
Ri-chan:"That or because its seen on your face.."
*a cockroach crawls up Jin's leg making him jump explosively, spilling the blood-colored drink on Sae's robe. She was standing on the corner while Ryoukan just kept on drinking.*
Kame:"Oh no... My dream. It's coming true~! *panics*"
Jin:"T-that's exactly what I saw before! Y-you in that bloody kimono, laughing! *panics w/ Kame*"
Ryoukan:"But she's not laughing.. She's actually wiping the stain off her robe right now, just like that. Watch.. watch...."
Akame:"Oh..."
Jin:"S-sorry about t-that.."
Sae:"*whispers* It's ok."
Akame:"*shivers in fear*"
Sae:"I'll just change upstairs.. *goes upstairs*"
Kusano:"Ne, Ri-chan. Does Sae have a sister or twin that looks exactly like that I can ask out? *grins*"
Ri-chan:"Yes... Her name is Tae."
Kusano:"T-Tae?"
Ri-chan:"Ah. I meant Yae. I made a mistake. Since T and Y are next to each other on the keyboard its kinda easy to make that mistake."
Ueda:"Ok but I don't get how that is related to you making a mistake in talking."
Ri-chan:"I don't know! Ask the author! *points at camera*"
**Author is currently offline....**
(Back to the story)
Ryoukan:"Anyway. She has a twin sister. Her name is Yae. But don't mention anything about her."
Koyama:"Why?"
Ryoukan:"Bad things will happen if Sae hears you mentioning her sister. Just imagine.*points at link posted right here: link *"
Jin:"See?! That's exactly what I was talking about! That's the doom-ing that she's gonna do to us! I mean there were dead bodies scattered around and she was laughing!! There was blood on her kimono and there was this creature beside her w/ a broken arm and w/ rope spider-like thing!"
(Ryoukan:"But the creature wasn't me....)
Jin:"*looks at Ryoukan but Ryoukan was drinking his unlimited supply of C2 w/ just doesn't seem to ever run out.....* Did you say something?"
Ryoukan:"*gluk gluk gluk* Are you talking to me?"
NOTE: The C2 drink is starting to freeze in his hands..
Jin:"Look at that! Why is that freezing in your hands?!"
Ryoukan:"Oh this.. I dippped it in a pail of liquid nitrogen. See? *pulls out a pail of liquid nitrogen*"
Jin:"What are you doing w/ a pail of liquid nitrogen?"
Ryoukan:"Would you like it to be a pail of liquid oxygen? How about hydrogen?"
Sae:"We've had enough of your career orientation..."
Ryoukan:"Ok."
Jin:"*looks at Sae then drools because of how Sae looks*"
Ryoukan:"If you saliva hits the ground, you're going to regret that on this day, until the end of days....*dark evil language*"
Jin:"*matrix effect* *jumps into the air and catches his saliva in slow motion. He accidentally hit the table making Ryoukan's favorite cup fall. The cup hit the ground, bounced off the wall, bounced off the ceiling and then ricocheting all over the place until it finally stopped on the floor in one piece.* See? *pick up cup* Completely unharmed *tapping it making a 'ting' sound. Then 3 seconds later, the cup exploded into fine powder*"
Ryoukan:"You broke my favorite cup.. You know what I'm going to do next? *stands up. approaches the powdery heap of broken cup while the others back away slowly because of fear. Gets his blade, raises it in the air then the sky suddenly starts to darken and the earth was shaking, rattling them off the ground*"
Sae:"What are you doing? *in the same blah voice*"
*everything pauses*"
Ryoukan:"Uhh..... Can you get me a glass of water? Cold water. *Sae gives him a glass of cold water in a traditional way out of a water dispenser. Then he pours it on the heap of powedry cup and the cup returned back into it's origanal shape* There we go. Good as new."
NewS & Ka-u:"*jaws drop and they looked for each of their respective jaws w/c all fell on the ground. After several failed attempts, they finally found and put back their respective jaws*"
Jin:"*rubs jaw* SEE?! It's his magic! It;s making us fall apart!!!"
Ryoukan:"No. Actually the author is a little drunk right now.."
Sae:"HAI! *in a very cute and Japanese way w/ her making peace signs w/ her fingers and putting beside her face*"
Massu:"That's so adorable!"
Sae:"*whispers* What did you say?"
Ryoukan:"Definetely..."
Everyone:"*looks at camera*"
**Author is still offline**
*while on the background Sae laughs insanely*

TO BE CONTINUED... =^__^=

(credits to my brother for helping me^^)

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