Ri-chan:"Jin.. Since you called my brother 'gay'.. You will have to suffer and endure and suffer because of his aura.."
Jin:"What?! No!! I need the training~~"
Ri-chan:"Nope."
Jin:"I won't be able to handle or survive his aura! I need the training~!"
Ri-chan:"It's your fault Jin.."
Jin:"You sound just like Ueda.."
Ri-chan:"Really?? *grins*"
Jin:"Can we please just change the topic.."
Ryo:"Did any of you notice Ryoukan's watch?"
Kusano:"No."
Ryo:"Ok. Did you also not notice that all the watches in this house are ticking at exactly the same time??"
Shige:"*looks around* You're right."
Ryo:"*looks at his watch* And look! Even our watches have the same time!"
Everyone:"Oooooooooooohhhh~"
Ueda:"Maybe they're centalized.."
Koyama:"*takes off the watch from the wall* No.. "
Ueda:"Oh ok. Now can you please put that back before Ryoukan comes down.."
Koyama:"Ok. *puts it back* How come all the watches are like that in your house?"
Ri-chan:"Oh.. he's a bit obsessed w/ watches. He actually has a collection of ancient watches."
Uchi:"Oh! Does he also have the watch that controls time?"
Ri-chan:"Rumor says that he actually has it."
Everyone:"Ooooooooohhhhh~"
Jin:"Rumors are just rumors... Rumors are just rumors.. *Jin muttered*."
Everyone:"*laughs*"
*food is served*
Massu:"Mmmm.. Umai~!"
Tegoshi:"Of course! Sae made it!"
Yamapi:"But wait a minute... Where is she? Isn't she still asleep?"
*after breakfast, they were chatting. Jin made an excuse to check if Sae is still sleeping upstairs even if he has no idea where she really is*
Jin:"Uhhh.. I'll just go upstairs to see if Sae is still sleeping. "
Kame:"Ok Jin!"
*Jin goes upstiars*
Jin:"Hmmm... I wonder where she sleeps. *looks on the beds, in the cabinets, and in the drawers... and... in a box... In one of the drawers, he found Ryoukan's watch collection* Oooooohhh~ So this is his collection. *gets one watch and examins it* Cool. It's in gold. I wonder how you open it..*hears something move behind him and drops the watch in shock*Uh-oh.."
*Ryoukan and Sae appear behind him*
Ryoukan:"You...again..*moves closer to Jin w/ a black smoke under him*"
Sae:"Again...HahHAha...hAHAhah..aHAhahHah..ahaHa..*moves toward Jin w/ a blood red smoke under her*"
Jin:"*falls to the ground, w/c made him sit on the watch. He was on the floor, escaping ballistically like a cheerleader escaping from her serial killer, causing him to destroy the watch even more*"
Ryoukan:"You....You ruined it even more..*still floating towards Jin*"
Jin:"*hits the wall and starts to panic*"
Ryoukan:"*puts his arm in front of his face* At what time did you exactly drop my watch?"
Jin:"F-Five minutes ago..."
Ryoukan:"Ok..*adjusts the time of his to 5 minutes ago. Everything started to move back into the positions they were in 5 minutes ago.* Now. Stand exactly where you were standing earlier and don't drop the watch again..*the button on his watch clicked as the adjustment was made*"
Jin:"Ok...*stands in the exact same position and holds the watch carefully* *puts watch back in drawer* *looks back at Ryoukan and Sae* Hey, where'd they go? *Ryoukan and Sae disappeared* Waaaaahhhh~!!!!!!!!!! *runs downstairs*"
Yamapi:"Jin! What is it? Why are you panicking again?"
Jin:"You won't believe what just happened to me!!"
Ri-chan:"What happened this time?"
Jin:"I was upstairs looking for Sae. Then I saw a drawer that had Ryoukan's watch collection. So I looked at one and then I heard this sound behind so I dropped it by accident and then everything stopped. Ryoukan and Sae suddenly appeared behind me. Then they were slowly coming near me w/ smoke under them and Sae was laughing insanely, but her voice was very cute there though. Anyway, since I was so afraid I fell on the ground and tried to get away but that destroyed the watch more since I sat on it. So Ryoukan turned back time and told me not to drop his watch again. And then when I looked back, the 2 of them just disappeared again! That's when I came running back down here again.. *trying to catch his breathe*"
*everyone stares at him strangely*
Ri-chan:"You broke my brother's pocket watch?"
Jin:"It's fixed already anyway.."
Tegoshi:"You know how to fix pocket watches?"
Jin:"I didn't fix it. Ryoukan did."
Ueda:"How can that be? Ryoukan and Sae are in the mall right now..."
Jin:"B-Bu-Bu-But. The laughter, the cuteness, the smoke!"
Kame:"I think you're imagining things again.."
Jin:"Bu-bu-but!"
Yamapi:"Shhh.. Just sit down and don't say anything about that.."
Jin:"Ok..*sits* So what are you guys doing?"
Ri-chan:"What does it look like?"
Jin:"Talking to me?"
Ri-chan:"NO! Well.. yes but that's not it."
Jin:"Chatting w/ each other?"
Ri-chan:"No! We're playing GTA."
Jin:"Oohh~ Cool~ I wanna try! *grabs the controller* Nyahahaha~! Rampage!!"
Yamapi:"Wow.. Jin is actually good at rampaging on GTA.. At least he's good at something."
Massu:"What about singing?"
Koyama:"Or dancing?"
Kame:"Or hip rolls?"
Uchi:"Or acting?"
Ryo:"Or flirting?"
Ri-chan:"Or being afraid of my brother?"
Yamapi:"I meant beside all of those.. Ok fine! He's good at a lot of things!"
Jin:"At least you admit that I'm better than you.. *sticks tongue out*"
Yamapi:"I said 'good' not 'better'."
Ueda:"Jin! Watch out for that-!"
Jin:"*turns to tv* WHAA~!*hits*"
Ueda:"Bus..."
Jin:"*hears Ryoukan in his head saying 'You hit my favorite vehicle?'. He starts sweating like a pig, becoming very nervous and, as if on que, he heard Sae's laughter.* Oh it's nothing.. That was just Ryoukan's phone.."
Tegoshi:"Ryoukan is in the mall and he brought his phone with him.."
Jin:"O-Oh... *becomes nervous again*"
Ri-chan:"Uh. no. actually, that was my phone.. *grins*"
Jin:"WHY DO BOTH OF YOU HAVE SAE'S FREAKISH but cute LAUGHTER AS A RINGTONE?!?!"
Ri-chan:"As you said, it's cute. And we like cute things."
Jin:"Yeah... Cute~~ *imagines Sae*"
After 3 hours of playing GTA, the ohone rang. It was Ri-chan's parents. They said that they will be arriving in 30 minutes, so they all waited for them to knock on the door. KA-U esp. Jin was excited to meet their parents and Jin kinda wanted to ask why Ryoukan was like that to them. 30 minutes have passed and they heard a knock on the door. Jin was eager and opened the door.
Jin:"First, what's an 'ohone'? Anyway, OKAERI NASAI~! *big smile, so big that his eyes were already closed. He suddenly felt a cold chill run down his spine* R-Ryoukan?? *he started imagining thing that Ryoukan would do to him after hitting his favorite vehicle*"
*it just so happened that it really was her parents and it was only cold because its raining*
Okasan:"Hey! What is he doing here just standing like that?"
Otoosan:"I don't know but we have to get inside now! It's raining! *pushes Jin aside but Jin remains in the same pose*"
Everyone:"Welcome back."
KameDa:"Nice to meet you^^ Sorry about Jin... He's kinda paranoid by Ryoukan."
Otosan:"It's ok. I think you should tell your friend to come inside and close the door before he gets wet."
Kame:"*goes to Jin* Hey, Jin. Jin! Hey! Jin!!"
Jin:"....."
Kame:"*goes closer to Jin's ear* Jin. STOP STANDING THERE AND SNAP OUT OF IT!!!"
Jin:"*hits his head on the door due to shock* Ouch, hey!"
Kame:"Her parents are here. You just froze there while they got wet in the rain so they went in already."
Jin:"So it was really them? What about that cold breeze?"
Kame:"That was the cold air from the rain, Jin.."
Jin:"oh good.. I thought ut was Ryoukan.."
Yamapi:"Yeah, no, duh."
Jin:"*glares at Pi* Hmph. *closes the door but when a flash of lightning struck, he caught a glimpse of a shadow so he looked outside looking for what it was but no one was there. The next time there was a flash of lighting, he saw Ryoukan, standing in front of the door so he closed the door quickly* Ryoukan is outside..."
Ryo:"Let me see... *looks outside* No ones there.."
Jin:"Hmmm...*he looked out the window and he saw Sae w/ that creepy smile floating towards him* AAAAHHHH~~!!!! *falls on the ground* Did you see that?!"
Ryo:"*looks outside again* No one's out there.."
*knock on the door*
Ri-chan:"Tegoshi-kun, please be the one to answer it. Jin might imagine things again.."
Tegoshi:"Hai! *opens the door* Ryoukan, Sae. Okaeri."
*Ryoukan and Sae come in*
Ryoukan:"Why did you close the door on me?"
Jin:"B-Bu-Bu-But! *points at window* Sae! She was by the window! With that creepy smile!!"
Ryoukan:"I told Sae to look at the window.."
Jin:"*stares at them*"
Ryoukan:"Oh, and about you hitting my favorite vehicle, it's ok. It's just a game anyway."
Jin:"Oh, goo- Wait, how'd you know that?"
Ryoukan:"*no reaction*"
Ri-chan:"Kuya, Mommy & Daddy are home already."
Ryoukan:"Ah.. Ok, then. We'll be going upstairs now then.*goes up*"
Sae:"I'll prepare some dinner first.*glides towards the kitchen*"
Jin:"*walks to Ri-chan* Your brother and his girlfriend really creep me out, but Sae is very cute though.."
Ri-chan:"Don't worry. You'll get used to it one way or another. Iwase Ken, Asou Haruto, Inoue Kouta, Odagiri Ryu, Yabuki Hayato and esp. Utsugi Minoru! Come w/ me to the basement first, ok?"
*all of the mentioned go down to the basement*
Ryo:"Why did you call us by the name of a character we played on TV?"
Ri-chan:"I want to! Plus I like those characters! ^^"
Massu:"So why'd you call us here?"
Ri-chan:"I need your help."
Yamapi:"W/ what?"
Ri-chan:"Akanishi-kun."
Tegoshi:"Help about Jin, why?"
Jin:"Ah... I get it.. It's ok. You can just tell me you know. *winks at Ri-chan*"
Ri-chan:"*looks at Jin weirdly* What are you talking about?"
Jin:"I know you like me. It's ok, you can just confess directly, you know."
Ri-chan:"EHH?!?! BAKA! *hits Jin's head* How the heck did that come into your mind?!?!"
Jin:"If it's not that, then what is it?"
Ri-chan:"You seriously disturb me. All you do is be paranoid about my brother!"
Jin:"Is it my fault your brother likes to terrorize me?!"
Ri-chan:"YES! If you aren't easily scared then maybe he would go terrorize someone else. And...he's not even doing anything...yet!"
Jin:"Oh... Yet?!"
Ri-chan:"Yes.. Yet!"
*NOTE: everytime they say 'yet', it has matching eye and eyebrow movement*
Kame:"Uhmm.. May I remind you this is JIN you're talking to here.."
Yamapi:"Yeah.. Stupid is his middle name."
Jin:"No it's not.. Or is it? Hmmm..."
Ri-chan:"Oh..Yeah.. I guess what I'm doing is pointless. I'll just give you some advise then. Try not to faint next time. If your lucky, he might actually give you a break."
Tegoshi:"*smiles* At least you gave advice, right?"
Jin:"I won't faint~"
*Sae comes and brings dinner on a tray*
Jin:"*looks at Sae and sees glitters around her* Ah~ Kawaii, ne~~ *faints*"
Ri-chan:"*rubs forehead* Didn't I just tell him not to faint.."
Sae:"*looks at Jin* Why did he....faint?"
Tegshi:"Ah, Sae-chan. Don't mind him."
Massu:"He's just being stupid...again.."
Ryo:"Uhhh.. Sae, maybe you should take the food back to the dinner table. We'll be there shortly."
*Sae goes back upstairs*
Kame:"Will we ditch him again or will we carry him up?"
Ri-chan:"We ditched him last time.. Maybe we should try being considerate for him this time.."
*Yamapi, Ryo, Kame and Massu each carry Jin by one limb while Tegoshi and Ri-chan are just there next to each other*
Tegoshi:"*sigh* Poor Jin.. Ikou. *smiles*"
*they all go back up*
Yamapi:"3, 2, 1.. Drop. *the 4 of them drop Jin on the floor*"
Jin:"*finally wakes up due to pain* OUCH~!! Hey! What was that for?!"
Massu:"You fainted.."
Ryo:"When you saw Sae."
Kame:"As always.."
Ri-chan:"Right after I told you not to faint..."
Jin:"Not my fault she's cute!"
Mom:"Kids~ Kumain na tayo.. *goes down*"(NOTE: I'll just change Okasan and Otosan to Mom and Dad.. It's shorter and easier to type.. XD)
Ueda:"Translation...?"
Ri-chan:"Let's go and eat already."
Ueda:"Yeah, I know but what did your mom say?"
Ri-chan:"..... That is what she said..."
Ueda:"Oh..."
*they all go to the dinner table*
Dad:"Who cooked tonight?"
Jin:"If it's Sae, I'm sure the food is gonna be very tasty.."
Ri-chan:"Just make sure you don't faint.. again.. Just like what happened a few minutes ago.."
Jin:"Don't worry, I won't faint this time.."
Ri-chan:"Good..."
Massu:"Oh and btw, Ryoukan's the one who cooked the food."
Jin:"R-Ryoukan? *faints*"
Dad:"Does that happen often?"
Ri-chan:"Recently, yes.."
Mom:"I see.. "
Ryoukan:"*comes to the table together w/ Sae* *looks at Jin* He fainted..again?"
Ri-chan:"Yep."
Ryoukan:"What caused it this time?"
Tegoshi:"The fact that you cooked the food."
Ryoukan:"Oh.."
Massu:"Let's eat! I'm hungry!"
Kame:"Is the food safe? *pokes food*"
Ryoukan:"Don't worry, there's no poison in it or anything. Try it."
Kame:"*looks at Ryoukan's blank expression and eats it*"
Jin:"*slowmotion* Nooooo~~~ *tries to stop Kame from eating it, STILL in slowmotion* (NOTE: Only Jin is moving in slow motion)"
Kame:"*swallows the food*"
Jin:"No~!! *bangs fist on the table still in slowmotion*"
Ri-chan:"*looks at Jin weirdly* Why is he moving that slow?"
Tegoshi:"I think it's supposed to be slowmotion or something..."
*everyone looks at Jin weirdly*
Yamapi:"Jin. You can move normally now.."
Jin:"*slowmotion* No, I can't! I tried but I can't!"
Yamapi:"Yes you can! You're just being stupid again! *shakes Jin violently*"
*Jin's head falls off*
NewS & KA-U:"*gasp* He's decomposing!"
Ryoukan:"Oh good! More fuel for the asterisk!"
*members of NewS & K-U, Ryoukan, Sae and Ri-chan get one body part and throws them into the the pit. Jin sees his body parts being thrown and he suddenly wakes up*
Jin:"*gasps for air* Ok.. It's was jut a dream.. I'm fine.. *feels burning pain on his skin and sees a tatoo growing on his skin* AAAHHH!!!"
*he wakes up again*
Jin:"Ok. Everything's normal now.. *notices that he held up while he is wrapped in ropes. And Ryoukan is below him w/ 7 veiled preists and they seems to be performing some kind of ritual* AHHHH~!!!"
*wakes up again*
Jin:"Ok. I'm awake now, right. *finds himself in the middle of the street and hears a loud 'TTTOOOOOTTTTT~!!!' and looks at where it came from. As he was just hit by the bus hurdling towards him, he finally woke up* AHHH~! I'm alive.. *looks at his body and sees the buses plate number embeded on his arm* AAHH~!!!"
Yamapi:"Oh good. He's awake."
Jin:"PI! *stands up and grabs Yamapi by the collar* PI! TELL ME I WASN"T HIT BY A BUS AND THAT I"M STILL ALIVE! TELL ME!!! *shakes Pi violently just like the way Akko did to him in one casting skit*"
Yamapi:"No. You did get hit by a bus and now you're just a lost spirit wondering around in Ri-chan's living room."
Jin:"NO~!!! I can't believe I died like that.."
Yamapi:"Oh look here comes the camera Obscura."
Jin:"No~! I don't want to get zapped by that! I'm too young and stupid to die being zapped w/ that!"
Yamapi:"Oh don't worry. You're dead anyway. Oh look. I found a best buy note pad. I put the best buy notepad in my file."
Jin:"Nooo~!!"
Yamapi:"Oooh~ Type 90."
Jin:"NOOOHOHOHOOOO~!!!!"
Ryo:"Hey, Pi, what's Jin screaming about?"
Yamapi:"*whispers to Ryo* I made him believe he's dead! *grins*"
Ryo:"Nice one Pi! *whispers to everyone one else except Jin* Pretend Jin's dead. Pi made him think he got hit by a bus."
Minna:"Hai!"
*Jin looks at everyone else and sees them looking at their pics w him in their cellphones and crying. Some of them were saying why did Jin have to go like why?*
Jin:"No! No! I'm really dead.. *has a brillant idea* If I'm dead. Then that means I won't be affected by Ryoukan and Sae's aura anymore! *stands in front of the 2 mentioned proudly. He still feels really creeped out and he fell on the ground and hit his head.* Ouch! That hurt.. *touches his forehead* I'm bleeding. Wait.. I'm dead. How can I bleed?"
Everyone:"*laughs at Jin*"
Kusano:"You actually believed you're dead? Hahahaha~!"
Ryo:"Yeah! So stupid! Hahahaha!"
Jin:"So I'm not dead?"
Yamapi:"Duh! You fainted earlier remember? You probably just had dreams about stuff that made you think you're dead!"
Jin:"Well, it's a relief that I'm not dead yet."
Ryoukan:"Take note of the word 'yet'..."
Sae:"*freakish laughter*"
Jin:"Noooo~!!!... At least everything's normal.*sighs at the cuteness of Sae then suddenly changes his expression into something that belongs to a man who has lost his mind... Just like this: O_o" Just like this... and then continues to scream in horror....* OOOOOOOooooooooo.o..oooo.o..o.o.o.o.....oo...o.....o.........o.........! *inhales... then* NOOOOOO~!!!!!!!!!!!.....!"
TO BE DELETED... I mean.... CONTINUED...ihihi... =^__^=;
Why did you kill?? BLAST! AHGHAAA.........!