Right when he was about to finish the final battle in his game get the high score, the screen suddenly went static and ruined his game. He was about to shout but he didn't want to deal w/ a very angry Pi and the wrath of Ryoukan. so he just grabbed a pillow and screamed into it.
He was pressing the reset button again and again until the static was gone.
Jin sighed in relief and said, "Oh good."
"Think again, Jin." said a voice that came from his monitor.
Jin was terrified and he nervously looked at his monitor and said, "OH NO~!! IT'S JIGSAW~!! I CAN FEEL THE CAMERA OBSCURA IN MY HANDS~ AND THE HEALTH GAUGE NEAR THE SCREEN~! NO~!!"
"Hello, Jin. You've been playing games w/ Ryoukan's mind, driving him crazy beyond what he just deserves. This time, it's I who want to play the game."
"Ooooh~ What kind of game? Do I get a prize if I wi- Wait a minute, it's Ryoukan who's playing games w/ my mind! Not the other way around!!"
"SILENCE!.... And yes, a game, a game of your life. A game FOR your life. Your prize will be that you can keep your life."
"Uhm.. O-ok..", Jin stammered. "You want me to take a picture of something?", he said as he raised the imaginary Camera Obscura in his hands.
"You're not holding anything."
"Oh, right."
"Anyway, You have exactly 2366820000 seconds to play the game. All you have to do is-"
"Eat?"
"No."
"Sleep?"
"No."
"Sing?"
"No"
"Calculate the distance between Earth, Uranus, and the Sun combined?"
"No! Will you let me finish first?!"
"Hmm.. Maybe take pictures?"
"I said, NO! Let me FINISH FIRST!!!"
"Why didn't you tell me, then?"
"I did!"
"No you didn't!"
"Never mind! All you have to do is survive! There! I said it!" Jigsaw said before the computer monitor turned off.
"Oh..." Jin paused and started counting on his toes and fingers how long 2366820000 seconds would take.
A few seconds later, his head was on the computer monitor and soon after, Jigsaw was back.
"Oh, and in 30 seconds, a bullet will go through your sku- Hey. Are you awake?!"
"....."
"JIN!!"
"Huh? What? What happened?"
"In 30 seconds, a bullet will go through your skull."
"Oh, really where?" Jin turned his head and he fell on the floor feeling the impact of the bullet on his skull.
"The gun wasn't shot yet!"
Jin then opened his eyes and got up, realizing his stupidity, and sat back up on the chair. "Oh, right."
So he sat there waiting for the bullet to go through his skull. After a few seconds, it finally hit him causing his brains to scatter all over the ground.
Then he woke up and started screaming while he was feeling for his brains on the ground.
Due to his extremely loud scream, Ryoukan came down to see what it was about, followed by Sae.
"What-do-you-think-you're-doing?" Ryoukan said.
"Looking for my brains." Jin replied while still feeling all over the ground.
"Ah. Let me guess. Jigsaw wanted to play a game and you, being your stupid self, got shot in the head w/c caused your brains to scatter but it was all in a dream..."
"Yes! That's exactly what happe- How'd you know that?!"
Ryoukan just gave a small creepy grin.
"AhHAHahAHAHahaHhAHaAhAhahaHa.." Sae laughed.
Jin was panicking as the lights kept on flickering while Sae laughed.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH~!!!!!!!!!"
He felt ropes tied to his wrists and ankles and saw the k.
"AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH~!!!!!!!!!" he screamed as he hopelessly tried to get loose.
When he felt like he was about to loose it, he gave one last scream and then opened his eyes to see his friends holding him by the wrists and ankles who are now in pain because Jin's scream damaged their ears.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH~! 1st, the monitor! Then the mask w/ the swirly face! Then the ropes! Then Sae! Wait, but the 50 caliber bullet through my skull!! Hey! Why aren't you guys paying attention!?!?"
"How can we?! You almost ruined our ear drums!" Yamapi complained.
"What were you screaming about?!?!" Ryo yelled.
"I just said it!!"
And then Sae appeared. "Breakfast is ready.." and she giggled..
And then the fright and terror from Jin's face disappeared. All the dark lines behind turned into floating hearts w/ sparkles.
"Oh no.. He's back.." Ueda sighed.
"Let's just drag him down and eat breakfast." Kame stated.
When they were about to grab him, he wasn't there anymore. Jin already went down to the dinning room ahead of them.
They all headed downstairs. As usual, Sae prepared the food and Ryoukan was just sitting there emotionlessly. Ryoukan woke up early that day... Or maybe he didn't sleep at all.
The guys looked at him and they looked at each other. Then there was a sudden silence. In that silence they started hearing a lot of ticking at the same time. They looked at Ryoukan again and they saw all of his pocket watches on the table, ticking loudly all at the same time.
"Ooooh~ Where'd all the watches come from?" Uchi asked while Ueda was looking at the said watches w/ full interest.
Jin,on the other hand, saw something else. Instead of just the chains for Ryoukan's pocket watches, he saw ropes floating w/ the matching sound of a guy who moaning in pain because of tooth decay and the sound of static and the sound of the Fatal Frame menu being scrolled down for Herbal Medicine.
Jin pointed at the watches and looked at them in terror. "AAAAHHHH~!!!! THE ROPES! THEY'RE BACK!!"
"What ropes? You mean these chains?" Ueda asked as he lifted one the chains towards Jin.
"AAHHH!!! Stay away from me!" Jin screamed as the thought of Ryoukan turning his groupmate into his evil minion entered his mind. "UEDA'S BEEN TURNED INTO RYOUKAN'S MINION!! DON'T WORRY TAT-CHAN! I'LL SAVE YOU!"
"Jin, what are you talking abou-" Ueda wasn't able to finish his sentence because Jin suddenly grabbed him by the shoulders and pushed him on the couch, tied some white cloth on his forehead, got 2 bbq sticks,lit them, and started chanting, "Ou~ Ouh~ Ouh~". While Ryoukan just sat there, calmly sipping his wine that came from no where.
"Jin! Stop right now! I'm not possessed or a minion!" Ueda said as he took off the cloth and threw it to Jin's face.
"But why did you bring that cursed rope closer to me, huh?!"
"Jin! Seriously, it was just a chain and nothing else! You are just hallucinating again!" he said as he stood up and took off.
"No~! Tat-chan! Don't leave! It's for your own good!" Jin said as he took a hold of the other's arm to make him stay.,
"I've never seen anyone be this stupid...." Ri-chan commented as he watched the 2 in the living room. "So, shall we eat?"
Everyone else agreed.
"I feel sorry for Ueda..." Kame said.
"I'll do something about it.", Ryo said as he approached the 2. "Hey, Jin. I bet you can't do it w/ your eyes lose through out the entire ritual!"
"How will my eyes lose?!"
"I meant closed!"
"Oh..Yes I can!" Jin defended himself as he got his handkerchief and covered his eyes and continued to do the ritual.
"You can go eat now, fishlips. Don't think I'm doing this for you. I did it because Kame said he pitied you."
"Whatever. I just wanna eat." He said as they both sat down.
Shige sighed. "This is good dinner theater."
"Ou~ Ouh~ Ouh~ Ouh~" Jin continue his chanting until he ran out of breathe, and once again, fainted. But he thought he was still awake and performing said ritual.
He suddenly heard a ring tone that sounded oh too familiar. It was the ring tone from One Missed Call. He hurried in doing the ritual and he heard the TV screen turn static but a force caused him to fly away and hit the TV causing it to break. And while he was complaining about the pain he was feeling on his back, he felt a cold breeze coimng out of the TV as if from a deep, deep, catacomb. And then he felt icy cold fingers like those of a dead person refrigerated for 6 months, unclaimed and gray in a public basement morgue, touching his collar bones making him squeal like a little girl. After recovering from his 'scene', he looked at the source - the TV. He slowly backed away as he saw another hand slowly coming out and soon, he saw head of girl whose face was covered w/ her long and black hair. She slowly crawled out of the box, I mean TV and when she was out she slowly stood up and her hair revealed one eye, looking at Jin menacingly. He turned around to run but he saw this coming his way leaving him trapped between the 2. He tried to look for a way out but then he felt that he was being tied by the limb w/ ropes. And suddenly, the computer monitor turned on.
"Hello, Jin." a familiar voice from the monitor said. "I'm sure you are familiar w/ the Kusabi, Sadako and the ring tone you just heard. Not to mention the ropes w/c are slowly stretching your body w/ each passing second. And of course, me. This will be the first round of the game. "
"I remember you! I remember Ryoukan mention something about your name. It's starts w/ a J... Hmm... J.. Ji... Jig.. Ah! Jiggles!"
"My name is not Jiggles!!"
"Jigglypuff!!"
"Never mind my name!"
Jin looked at the monitor and said, "I thought you said I needed 2 billion gillion seconds to survive! And wasn't I shot w/ a gun?"
"I said you needed 2366820000 to survive but I didn't say the game will start after 2366820000 seconds. And the gun marked the beginning of this game."
"Oh... WAIT! WHY AM I BEING STRETCHED AND LOOKED AT BY THOSE 2?!"
Jigsaw almost fell of his chair or what ever he was on because of Jin's stupidity. "DON'T YOU GET IT?! YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO SURVIVE! MEANING, YOU WILL BE TERRORIZED BY TERROR-BRINGING CREATURES!!"
"Oh, well, that makes sense." Jin replied casually. "What am I supposed to do again?"
"SURVIVE! DO I have to spell it out for you?!"
"I know how to spell survive! S-U-R-V-E.. S-U-R-Q-U-E-.. Survive! Just tell me what to do!"
Jigsaw couldn't believe how stupid this guy was so he just said it to get it over with. "THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT YOU IDIOT! YOU JUST NEED TO FIND A WAY TO GET LOOSE FROM THE ROPES AND TO DEFEAT THOSE 2!"
"Oh.. What do I do about the ring tone?"
"Nothing! It's just a ring tone signaling your doom!"
"I thought that the gun shot was the-"
"Never mind! Just survive!" Jigsaw said as the monitor turned off.
"Oh. Ok." Jin looked at the 2 creatures approaching him slowly. He looked at them for a good 10 seconds before reacting.
"AAHHH!!! STAY AWAY FROM ME!! AHHH~!!!", he screamed as he tried to get loose. But being his stupid self, he didn't notice that only his feet were tied and he was the one holding on the ropes. "AHHHH~!!!"
As he was screaming, he heard a very familiar insane, but cute laughter. He looked to his side and saw Sae laughing insanely at him w/ Ryoukan standing beside her w/ an evil grin. He was at first, distracted by the cuteness, then he continued screaming as the 2 creatures ar already hovering above him.
"AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" he closed his eyes and when he opened them, he saw his Ryo and Massu holding him by the ankles and Yamapi and Kame holding him by the wrist when in fact he was the one holding them. He looked to the side and saw Sae there standing, but not laughing and Ryoukan there beside her but w/ no emotion at all.
"Eh? Why are you guys hold my wrists?"
"You're the one holding us, stupid!" The 2 yelled in unison as they tried to get Jin's hands off.
"Oh, right." So he let go of them and sat up.
"What were you dreamig about anyway?" Ri-chan asked.
"Dream? So I was dreaming? The guys from the monitor w/ a swirly cheeked mask, the ring tone, the girl w/ cold hands touching my collarbones that came from the TV, the dude with the messy hair, broken hand and 1 glowing eye going uhngh~ and kshkk~, the ropes, and the cute laughter, and the evil grin?"
"You mean Jigsaw, the One Missed Call ring tone, Sadako, the Kusabi, Sae's laughter and my evil grin?" Ryoukan said emotionlessly.
"Yes!"
"Yeah. It was a dream. You ainted while doig the ritual thing alone w/ that cloth covering your eyes. It seems ike you were trying to get free fro the ropes in your dream w/c turned out to be them holding you. Or in Pi, & Kame's case, you holding them." Tegoshi explained.
"But the laughter was real. It was actually rare but too bad you were asleep. Sae was laughing at you because you looked ridiculous." Ryoukan said but this time w/ a small grin on his face.
"Aw! Darn it! But at least I'm fine. I thought I was going to die.." He stood upand dusted his clothes.
But then he saw the monitor of Ryoukan's computer turn static and he saw Jigsaw slowly turning around to look at him.
"AHHH~!!!!!! He's back! He's back!" He said as he started panicking.
"Is that really Jigsaw?" Kusano asked while looking at the monitor.
"No, actually, that was just my screen saver." Ryoukan replied in the same calm yet, emotionless voice.
"Screen saver? How can that vile thing save your screen?!" Jin yelled,
There was silence..
Everyone stared at him w/ shock and in silence because of what he just said.... Even Sae.
"What? What's wrong w/ what I said? STOP STARTING AT ME!!! Oh no!!!, I'm melting...."
"Why? Because we're staring? or because of Sae?" Massu said teasingly
Then the shocked stare from Sae disappears...and the color.... is...err.. still there.
"I was actually expecting the color to disappear.." Jin said.
"Oh, that can be arranged." Ri-chan grinned evilly.
Jin looked around and saw the everything was in black & white. "AH! Oh no! I'm color blind! .... And everything stopped! Oh no! Don't tell me I sat on Ryoukan's watch again!"
"No. I just forgot to wind my watch again. Now, look. Watch.. Watch.." Ryoukan said as he wound his watch. The watch was ticking slowly .
Jin looked around and saw that everyone else was moving in slow motion. Ryoukan wound his watch more until he was done, but everyone was still moving slowly.
"Hey, why is everyone moving slowly." Jin said as he observed his friends. "And why am still moving?"
"Don't you get it? You're cursed!" And I forgot that the wacth was set to 'slow'." Ryoukan said as he pointed at the lever that said 'fast' & 'slow'. "Would you lik me to turn it to fast?"
"No! Don't!"
"No, it's hilarious. Watch." as he turned it to fast.
Everyone was moving fast and Jin could hear his friends say "Hey. Why is Jin moving so slow?" as if in a chipmunk version of themselves.
"Stop~!!!" Jin yelled as he covered his face. Unknown to him, Ryoukan already put the speed to normal.
"Hey, Why is Jin screaming?" Yamapi wondered.
"He's probably hallucinating again." the others assumed as they went on with their lives, completely ignoring Jin.
~END PART 1~!!